Reunion ~Sixth~
Dude!
Anyway, its actually 29th of January now. Officially, it is the 1st day of a new auspiscious year for the lunar calendar. It is a dog year. According to the geomancers, its a fire dog year. But because i was born in 1982, i'm a water dog. I read some article on how my luck will fare for the whole year and i scowled indignantly at the results of my luck. Hmph! Well, y? Cuz it says that this year isnt going to be a good year for all water dogs. Y so ohne may ask? Dude, sincerely, i have not even a single clue.
Anyway, enough with the introduction. Its not much of an introduction anyway.
I've something to share. Lately, i've actually started reading stuffs about magic. Not those illusions and trickery mind you. I'm talking about witchcraft and high magic. ironically, i dont really believe in those superstitious craps a few days ago. But guess what? Someone somewhere in this world changed my mind about it a few days ago. My friend wish to remain anonymous, so i shall name him L. L is from Belgium. One fine day, on an MSN one too many, L suddenly msged me and the usual *pop up* sprouted from the bottom, which almost startled me in the middle of my orange eating. With smeared dirty hands, i tried my best to type with the part which is cleanest and to find L there. yea, he seldom msg me ever since Utopia, but that day was weird, he suddenly msged me.
Well, what happened next is pretty the normal conventional stuffs. L said hello, i replied hello. He asked how i am. I said i'm fine etc. We reminisce about old times yada yada yada yada.... And he then poped the question,
"Dude, do u believe in black magic?"
I was like... "DUH!" But anyway, i thought he was crapping or it was juz some passing question which happened to pop into his filled-o-rubbish brain. He then asked me again after, when i failed to apply the faster reply of recall to his weird question.
His question came to me like a police interrogation. Something in me tells me not to reply it, but then since its an interrogation, i cant ignore it, can i?
Regardless of me being pretty much taxed out (since its like 2am in the morning), i replied him by saying "NO!"
Now now, from what i recalled from the past, L is very inquisitive. L love to debate over the trivial of trivial matters. L loves to proof people wrong. I was practically depriving myself from sleep. I feel like slapping myself then.
No matter anyway. What happened next is just one short reply which is rather dumb, but it soon came to me as phenomenal.
What is it one may ask... Well, L just repliedmy "NO" msg with one statement.
"Meet me back here in 2 hours N we shall see!"
Of course, i beg to differ at his "request". But all i did is by replying bluntly... "WILL DO." I dont even intend to wait for him anyway. Cuz if i did, i would practically be sleeping at 5am, earliest.
So, i did what most geeks like me will do. Continue to play game. I shrugged to myself and i continued with the half played dota game on hand. Oh yea, dota. U know wat? -ar suxxors when u're playing with 4 feeders and 5 insane players of annonymous background.
ANyhow, while i was dallying with the game, (which seems like it lasted for a mere few minutes) i found that i've already played for more than 2 hours! (Isnt this always the case eh? haha) So i got curious and alt-tab out just to see whether L was there on MSN.
Indeed, he was there. So i sent him a holler asking him about what is installed for me. The next msg he sent me goes something like this.
"It isnt clear but... behind u, there's a huge brown picture! On top of u, theres a huge grandfather clock and u're wearing a white tee!"
That practically freaked me out like totally!!
Well, he got all right. Cuz... the picture behind me is really HUGE! And its carved out from wood, so it is indeed brown in colour. There's an old clock above me which timed back to my great grandmama. And i was wearing SYN t-shirt then. So, he got all of em right!
The 1st thing that i did was actually to look around the room for anything suspiscious! Dont ask me y, but i feel inclined to do so. Then it came to me, how the hell would he be able to plant anything in my room without leaving Belgium? Sense took over me and i double checked the webcam. Nopers, it aint on. Heck, it isnt even plugged in for god's sake! Since my mother board suxxors, i can only choose between the webcam or my printer. Lack of ports u c.
Anyway, after all that anxiety and confusion, i remembered that the best and fastest way to solve this mystery is to ask L how'd he did it.
He then sent me a msg which came up with something which i've neva heard b4. Erm, if u seperate the words to individual standing, i would be able to decipher. But when put together, i'm clueless. It says,
"Simple. ASTRAL PLANE WALK."
as.tral
1) Of, relating to, emanating from, or resembling the stars.
2) Biology. Of, relating to, or shaped like the mitotic aster; star-shaped.
3)Of or relating to a supersensible body believed by theosophists to coexist with and survive the death of the human physical body: an astral body; astral projection.
plane
1)yadayadayadayada! u should know this! If not, shame on u.
Walking
1)DuH!DuH!DuH!DuH! I can actually keep zuruzuruzuru-ing on!
Alright, enough of definitions. Here comes the real McCoy! L further explained to the dumb me by telling me that astral plane walking is something like travelling out of the body, travel through different plane to be able to achieve many knowledge and enlightenment that normal human beings cant normally comprehend. I was compelled at this and i looked at him in disbelief. Errr, i mean type at him. =p
He told me that its all true, if not, how else was he able to envision and be able to predict with accuracy the stuffs in my surrounding area.
I was still in doubt. My mind cant accept all this blatant rubbish. Its like he's trying to coax an adult by telling them that its ok to be childish.
L declared that wat he was able to achieve cant even be compared as trivial to his guru. He refused to dislcose the identity of his guru btw. He said all these takes lots of concentration and also, meditation and patience to achieve. ANd he yada yada yada yada on.
After YADA-ing, i concluded what he was trying to tell me is that astral plane walking is more or less an out of body experience. However much i wish to deny this spiritual action, i cant deny the fact that L has accurately predicted my surroundings.
A so called myth that was told by so many civilizations is actually true. CooL!
L will fill me in with more infomation on the details on how to get started with this experience. But he did warn me of all the perils and frustration on will attain if they take up this journey. He also hinted something about high magic, wicans and witches. I suspect that he's dabbling in some spiritual arts. People may call it sorcery, some may call it supestitions, some calls it stupid.
Whatever its called, one thing is for sure, we all cant deny tat there are indeed an higher order in this world, and the typical human being is able to be more than what they are. Something of such age old value wouldnt be around if they are not proven to work. C'mon, i mean would anyone be so stupid to stick to something thats proven to NOT WORK in da 1st place?
Will be getting some notes on how to practice and master astral plane walking from L soon. He told me to be patient when practicing. HE estimated that i can at least attempt this out-of-body experience in perhaps at least a year of practice.
Ah well, finally, i can at least try to do something that other people cant. Yipeee!
oh yea, happy CNY to everyone anyway.
"The clearest way into the Universeis through a forest wilderness."John Muir (1838-1914)"
Anyway, its actually 29th of January now. Officially, it is the 1st day of a new auspiscious year for the lunar calendar. It is a dog year. According to the geomancers, its a fire dog year. But because i was born in 1982, i'm a water dog. I read some article on how my luck will fare for the whole year and i scowled indignantly at the results of my luck. Hmph! Well, y? Cuz it says that this year isnt going to be a good year for all water dogs. Y so ohne may ask? Dude, sincerely, i have not even a single clue.
Anyway, enough with the introduction. Its not much of an introduction anyway.
I've something to share. Lately, i've actually started reading stuffs about magic. Not those illusions and trickery mind you. I'm talking about witchcraft and high magic. ironically, i dont really believe in those superstitious craps a few days ago. But guess what? Someone somewhere in this world changed my mind about it a few days ago. My friend wish to remain anonymous, so i shall name him L. L is from Belgium. One fine day, on an MSN one too many, L suddenly msged me and the usual *pop up* sprouted from the bottom, which almost startled me in the middle of my orange eating. With smeared dirty hands, i tried my best to type with the part which is cleanest and to find L there. yea, he seldom msg me ever since Utopia, but that day was weird, he suddenly msged me.
Well, what happened next is pretty the normal conventional stuffs. L said hello, i replied hello. He asked how i am. I said i'm fine etc. We reminisce about old times yada yada yada yada.... And he then poped the question,
"Dude, do u believe in black magic?"
I was like... "DUH!" But anyway, i thought he was crapping or it was juz some passing question which happened to pop into his filled-o-rubbish brain. He then asked me again after, when i failed to apply the faster reply of recall to his weird question.
His question came to me like a police interrogation. Something in me tells me not to reply it, but then since its an interrogation, i cant ignore it, can i?
Regardless of me being pretty much taxed out (since its like 2am in the morning), i replied him by saying "NO!"
Now now, from what i recalled from the past, L is very inquisitive. L love to debate over the trivial of trivial matters. L loves to proof people wrong. I was practically depriving myself from sleep. I feel like slapping myself then.
No matter anyway. What happened next is just one short reply which is rather dumb, but it soon came to me as phenomenal.
What is it one may ask... Well, L just repliedmy "NO" msg with one statement.
"Meet me back here in 2 hours N we shall see!"
Of course, i beg to differ at his "request". But all i did is by replying bluntly... "WILL DO." I dont even intend to wait for him anyway. Cuz if i did, i would practically be sleeping at 5am, earliest.
So, i did what most geeks like me will do. Continue to play game. I shrugged to myself and i continued with the half played dota game on hand. Oh yea, dota. U know wat? -ar suxxors when u're playing with 4 feeders and 5 insane players of annonymous background.
ANyhow, while i was dallying with the game, (which seems like it lasted for a mere few minutes) i found that i've already played for more than 2 hours! (Isnt this always the case eh? haha) So i got curious and alt-tab out just to see whether L was there on MSN.
Indeed, he was there. So i sent him a holler asking him about what is installed for me. The next msg he sent me goes something like this.
"It isnt clear but... behind u, there's a huge brown picture! On top of u, theres a huge grandfather clock and u're wearing a white tee!"
That practically freaked me out like totally!!
Well, he got all right. Cuz... the picture behind me is really HUGE! And its carved out from wood, so it is indeed brown in colour. There's an old clock above me which timed back to my great grandmama. And i was wearing SYN t-shirt then. So, he got all of em right!
The 1st thing that i did was actually to look around the room for anything suspiscious! Dont ask me y, but i feel inclined to do so. Then it came to me, how the hell would he be able to plant anything in my room without leaving Belgium? Sense took over me and i double checked the webcam. Nopers, it aint on. Heck, it isnt even plugged in for god's sake! Since my mother board suxxors, i can only choose between the webcam or my printer. Lack of ports u c.
Anyway, after all that anxiety and confusion, i remembered that the best and fastest way to solve this mystery is to ask L how'd he did it.
He then sent me a msg which came up with something which i've neva heard b4. Erm, if u seperate the words to individual standing, i would be able to decipher. But when put together, i'm clueless. It says,
"Simple. ASTRAL PLANE WALK."
as.tral
1) Of, relating to, emanating from, or resembling the stars.
2) Biology. Of, relating to, or shaped like the mitotic aster; star-shaped.
3)Of or relating to a supersensible body believed by theosophists to coexist with and survive the death of the human physical body: an astral body; astral projection.
plane
1)yadayadayadayada! u should know this! If not, shame on u.
Walking
1)DuH!DuH!DuH!DuH! I can actually keep zuruzuruzuru-ing on!
Alright, enough of definitions. Here comes the real McCoy! L further explained to the dumb me by telling me that astral plane walking is something like travelling out of the body, travel through different plane to be able to achieve many knowledge and enlightenment that normal human beings cant normally comprehend. I was compelled at this and i looked at him in disbelief. Errr, i mean type at him. =p
He told me that its all true, if not, how else was he able to envision and be able to predict with accuracy the stuffs in my surrounding area.
I was still in doubt. My mind cant accept all this blatant rubbish. Its like he's trying to coax an adult by telling them that its ok to be childish.
L declared that wat he was able to achieve cant even be compared as trivial to his guru. He refused to dislcose the identity of his guru btw. He said all these takes lots of concentration and also, meditation and patience to achieve. ANd he yada yada yada yada on.
After YADA-ing, i concluded what he was trying to tell me is that astral plane walking is more or less an out of body experience. However much i wish to deny this spiritual action, i cant deny the fact that L has accurately predicted my surroundings.
A so called myth that was told by so many civilizations is actually true. CooL!
L will fill me in with more infomation on the details on how to get started with this experience. But he did warn me of all the perils and frustration on will attain if they take up this journey. He also hinted something about high magic, wicans and witches. I suspect that he's dabbling in some spiritual arts. People may call it sorcery, some may call it supestitions, some calls it stupid.
Whatever its called, one thing is for sure, we all cant deny tat there are indeed an higher order in this world, and the typical human being is able to be more than what they are. Something of such age old value wouldnt be around if they are not proven to work. C'mon, i mean would anyone be so stupid to stick to something thats proven to NOT WORK in da 1st place?
Will be getting some notes on how to practice and master astral plane walking from L soon. He told me to be patient when practicing. HE estimated that i can at least attempt this out-of-body experience in perhaps at least a year of practice.
Ah well, finally, i can at least try to do something that other people cant. Yipeee!
oh yea, happy CNY to everyone anyway.
"The clearest way into the Universeis through a forest wilderness."John Muir (1838-1914)"
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